Frustrating

First: to anybody stuck in the CHARLIE dialogue, you do this: SWIPE your touchscreen to the right/left, it gives you another set of phrases to choose from. But aside from that-
I almost just tossed my ipad through the wall, the movement/controls are godawful, and when she DOES walk, its ridiculously slow like shes in slo-mo. ., even though there is on the ipad a skip thing where u double click to run, but why wouldnt these control instructions be IN The options/controls section.I understand its an older game, but the puzzles make no sense, there are very few objects/people/places to interact with (as in to add depth and mood to the story, like baldurs gate)and the dialogue is really really long, and the phrases seem really dated. I guess its because it was from the 90s, but remastered suggests more updated/modern, no? Im looking for Cortez (for the 3rd time) and so far the only slightly interesting part of anything (characters, anything- was the jukebox cutaway cut scene with that creature. I could get past the outdated graphics if the girl was ACTUALLY CONTROLLABLE, but its horribly glitchy, jumpy, or then really slow. I dont think this version should be for ipad until its REALLY adapted for it.

Cvb177 about The Longest Journey Remastered